Ginger Jokes

Oscar Wilde said once of people with red hair: “I am simultaneously amused and aroused by them. Males have traditionally been cast as the goofball, the joker Ron Weasley, Archie, Ralph in Happy Days and seldom the heart-throb. Females are typecast as the fiery temptress, the hot-blooded vixen Jessica Rabbit, Ginger Spice, Joan Holloway in Mad Men and must endure being asked whether the carpet matches the drapes by strangers yes, you moron, if the hair isn’t dyed. A few years ago, you wouldn’t find any male redheads on modelling agency books and the world’s biggest sperm agency, the Danish Cryos International, was turning away red-headed sperm donors, telling the Daily Mail i n that there wasn’t demand for them. Now, every modelling agency has at least one red-haired male on their books, if not more, and sperm agencies such as Australian-based Co-ParentMatch say they can’t keep up with demand for the rare gene. Red heads are on fire! Andrew James, local TV host, who has auburn hair talks of his two friends “who are really ginger” and how “they’re getting more female attention and sex now then the other guys! There are theories as to the sea change.

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Having red hair is something I’m very proud of, despite the negative comments I get from close-minded people. If this is the first time you have ever considered that there are people who hate redheads just because they are redheads, then it is already quite apparent that you are not a redhead. Being a redhead is a unique experience. I can’t lie, it is pretty cool to be a part of a global population of whom only four percent of people share my hair color.

I’ve certainly gotten a lot of attention over the years because of it. However, some of that attention may surprise you.

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Don’t ask about the color of her pubes on your first date. You’d be surprised how often I actually have to remind people that this is rude. Don’t ask about the color of her pubes ever. Pube color will be reported on a need-to-know basis.

You heard right guys! Redheads tend to have a soft milky complexion, which means they not only look stunning but they feel great to cuddle up to.

As a redheaded man with two redheaded parents and four redheaded grandparents, I know a thing or two about our fair-skinned people. As somebody dating a redhead, you are no stranger to sunscreen and our strict application techniques. In addition to this, you will have to select a location on the sand that offers both sun and shade — but not too much of either.

Though you may believe we use it as an excuse, redheads do have a temper. I can verify this myself, tenfold. They are saying that they are looking for something better. Redheads have grown up defending themselves. In a sea of brown, blonde and black, spotting a redhead in a crowd is pretty easy to do. Lucky you! Alas, the truth is out there: Our carpet does indeed match the drapes.

But in all honesty, can people please stop asking us this question? Freckles are yet another thing redheads are often teased for as kids. We hated them because they made us different. Like our skin, you have discovered that redheads are quite sensitive.

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I also realised that guys just don’t like girls with red hair. Nope, it definitely wasn’t my over enthusiasm or collection of High School Musical.

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What Guys Think of Redheads

It’s time people start to realise that redheads are hot and here to stay. The team at DateGingers. In a study done at The University of Hamburg it was discovered that redhead ladies love getting hot in the bedroom department more than women with any other hair colour. You heard right guys!

Hot Ginger Guy is no longer an oxymoron. sometimes funny film, Being Ginger is about trying to find a date as a redheaded guy, where he.

Now there’s a website to help you find the partner who fits your particular passion. Dating online used to Dating online used to be a fairly simple affair as long as you followed a set of three important golden rules. Step one: post a picture of yourself looking tantalisingly fun with your ex photoshopped out. Step two: write a profile that omits the fact you haven’t had sex for four years. And finally, sit back and wait for the responses, which you will file under “axe murderer”, “subs’ bench” or “yummy”.

But there’s way more to it now.

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O’Regan, a male redhead himself, concluded that, based on a and founder of Hot for Ginger, a community/dating site for people with red hair.

By Carly Stern For Dailymail. Redheads really are different from everyone else — but you still shouldn’t believe the stereotypes. Writer Erin La Rosa loves her red hair, but she grew tired of hearing about her supposed ‘fiery temper’ and getting asked whether ‘the carpet matches the drapes. Here, find some of the most surprising facts from the book. Upsides and downsides: Redheads have less melanin, which means they burn faster — but they also make vitamin D faster.

Anyone who’s ever seen a red-haired person sizzle and fry at the beach might think gingers don’t play well with the sun. But while it’s true that redheads have less melanin — meaning they’re more likely to burn — missing that pigment also has an upside: Because they absorb more sunlight, redheads also produce more vitamin D. Getting more of the ‘sunshine vitamin’ in less time than it takes blondes and brunettes means health benefits, since vitamin D is responsible calcium absorption in the gut.

Because gingers’ skin is a bit more acidic, perfume may smell different on them so this fragrance probably reacts differently when Jessica Chastain spritzes it on. They actually smell different than everyone else.

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Welcome to FindAGinger. We’re a dating site for red heads and we want to help ginger people and those who like ginger people find dates. So if you’re a single red headed female looking for a ginger guy or even if you’re not a red head yourself but love people who are – join! We’ll help you find your dream ginger date.

“Didn’t mean to give you the wrong impression,” he said, “I just don’t date redheads.” As a natural redhead, this wasn’t my first time at the bash-my.

The ginger teasing that happens today is most evident among younger people in schools and colleges. Some redheads are even dying their hair in an attempt find relief from name-calling. My sister, my mom, my dad, my friends and even my dog have red hair. I know ginge like the hair on the back of my hand so I want to tell you the truth about redheads and why red hair is a force to be reckoned with. Can you blame us for getting a little irritated hearing the likes of carrot-top, ranger Aussie term , tampon head and day-walker on an hourly basis?

All the gingers I know myself included have relaxed and easy-going personalities Next time you think about teasing a red-head just remember that a storm is brewing inside them and when a ginger storm is raging it shows no mercy. According to research redheads have more sex than blondes and brunettes. Sleeping with the enemy never sounded better. One redhead is a lot to handle; now imagine yourself in a room with more than one because there is a very high chance you beloved ginger GF or BF has ginger parents.

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Gingers get a bad rap, but here’s why you need to snag one ASAP. Admit it: When you think of gingers, you think of them as being pale and freckle-faced goofballs. Newman of MAD Magazine.

Click Gingers is an exception dating site that has tons of ginger girls and guys on it. It has a very simple way of registration and provides.

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Augusten is positively correct. Red hair is rare. It is beautiful. It is unique. I write this from the dirty blonde perspective. I regrettably have never been able to pull off red hair.

Dating a ginger proves a real test of character and strength. Whether your significant other is a male or a female, science has proven redheads.

Ginger men might not be in high demand but the reality is their fiery hair and passionate personalities make them a freakin’ good catch. FYI they’re actually smokin’ hot. We know the whole objectification thing is wrong but this is about giving credit where credit’s LONG overdue. You’ll see Ginger guys have a hard time of it. So much so that there’s been talks of whether ‘gingerism’ is as bad a racism. It’s not by the way. And as recently as yesterday, photographer Thomas Knights released an entire exhibition in New York’s BOSI Gallery trying to bring down stereotypes of ginger men and promote their eternal hot-ness.

His book, Red Hot is a must perv read.

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